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Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Dear Email Inbox, You Suck.

 Dear Email Inbox,

I'm no longer going to be your bitch.  You no longer own me.  Our current relationship is over as we knew it. 

Look.... I trim you, pet you, clean you up, sort you out, respond to you relentlessly, every freakin' day.

And how do you respond?

The minute I turn my back, you disperse your nastiness all over again like a toddler on a tirade.

Like a wet dog fresh out of the lake, dripping and nasty.

It's exhausting and I'm no longer going to stand for it.

I've got a family to raise, clients to serve, a school I want to start, a book I'm trying to write and you're always there mocking me, taunting me. I'm done.

I'm taking back control.

I'll decide when I look at you.  In fact, right now, I'm turning you off until I'm ready.  OFF. 

Now get your annoying act together and remember who's in charge.